Was it you who had to console your child in Target after he took a nose-dive onto the carpet? Did you let your dogs lick the leftover spaghetti noodles off your child's legs on the way into the bathtub to alleviate some of the mess? "Not me Monday" was born out of the desire to air your parenting mishaps and get a good laugh.

I've been a pretty perfect parent this week...

I would NEVER condone bad eating habits. Never. Especially not from a 15-month-old. My child eats a healthy, well-balanced diet chocked full of fruits, veggies and dairy. He'd absolutely never try and sneak a snack in before lunch...