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I did not lose my wallet in Sam's Club. I did not have it in my pocket and someone did not take it. I would never wish bad karma on anyone...ever...but I hope that righteous person does not have a hayday with my (now discontinued) Coach wallet. I did not lose it with the Store Manager when she asked me if I was going to purchase my cart full of goods...with a stolen wallet and no money. NEVER!

I did not make my "breakfast" in our bedroom Sunday morning just so I would not wake Reece up at 4:45am before I went on my training walk. Said breakfast-making-items were not still in my bedroom this morning...and I did not make breakfast again right then and there while putting on my make-up. Nope, not me!

Reece did not have a boog the size of Texas in his nose all day yesterday. It was not dry and crusty. I did not leave it there just to avoid a major temper tantrum. My child is well-groomed and clean and I would never let him out of the house in such a state!

I did not eat chips and about a half a jar of Wal-Mart corn and bean salsa last night for dinner. I'd never buy Wal-Mart brand salsa, I would never recommend it to anyone, and I am not craving it right now!

EDIT: Kari did not remind me to add this doozie...I did NOT talk Kari into having a double-cookie-ice-cream-sandwich at mile 12 of 19 while on our training walk Saturday. Kari was not trying to get me to have beef jerky instead. I did not inhale said cookie delight...and there were NOT 460 calories in it!

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