I promise you I do not allow Reece to play in the refrigerator while I am making his dinner. I am pretty earth-friendly and energy conscious and am trying to keep my carbon footprint non-existant. I would never let my child do whatever kept him happy and content while I am chopping fruit and veggies. After he knocked the wine bottle onto the floor I didn't simply move it to the back of the fridge and continue to let him play.

I did not wear the same workout top on my training walk Saturday and Sunday because it matched both pair of shorts. I definitely washed it inbetween wears. I didn't rationalize this by thinking "it's just sweat. Sweat mixed with sweat, no one is going to smell me as I'm walking..."

I did not have a mega-stash of puffs and dried fruits for Reece to snack on at a Memorial Service this weekend. I would never feed my child to keep him occupied and quiet during the service. I never plan on doing this again if I needed to. The thought of using jelly beans when he is older didn't ever enter my mind!

I didn't let my child continue to play in the (clean, I promise you) toilet while I cleaned the rest of the bathroom. Trey did not tell me that the next day he caught Reece playing in an unflushed toilet!

Lastly, I did not almost pass out after I tried to take the tape off my battle wound. Upon explaining this to Trey he did not remind me that the tape was dissolvable and would fall off in a couple of weeks. This tape is not what is holding my incision closed. I am not happy that I couldn't get it all off!

Whew! I feel better!